"I'm too fucking busy, and vice versa"
Four be the things I'd been better without:
Love, curiosity, freckles, and doubt.
"I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true"
Some men tear your heart in two,
Some men flirt and flatter,
Some men never look at you,
And that clears up the matter.
"Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life"
If I didn't care for fun and such,
I'd probably amount to much.
But I shall stay the way I am,
Because I do not give a damn.
- Dorothy Parker: