(b. Jan. 18, 1980) Even though my wife is kind of in love with him, and my best friend laments the fact that he is dating Michelle Williams, Jason Segel is a pretty cool guy. I would like to thank him for bringing the Muppets back to me and most importantly, for his brilliant role in Freaks and Geeks.
That being said, I still kinda wanted to stitch his mouth closed. Which, as a stitcher, I have the power to do. But, I refrained, and did my best to do a nice portrait to give to my wife. This one is for her.
Jason Segel (rosy cheeked, as Gary):